Popular Bollywood Dialogues

Raj Kumar

Waqt: “Jine ghar shishe ke ho, wo dusro pe patthar nahin pheka kar te”

Tiranga: “Na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se... Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se”

Pakeezah: “Appke pare bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega , maile ho jaayenge”


Nana Patekar

Yashwant: “Ek Macchar aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai”

Tiranga: “Naam- Shivaji Rao Waghle. Maratha hoon Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”

Shatrughan Sinha

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jis raakh se barood bane..use Vishwanath kehte hai!

Ande se choch nikli nai ki kharoch marne ki soch raha hai..Chaaku sirf Chakku ke haath mein chakmakata hai..bhaison ki haath mein nahi!

Amitabh Bachchan Popular Dialogues

Deewar

“Jao pehle uska sign ley kar aao jisne mere haatho mey ye likh diya !!!!!!!!!!!!”

Deewar: “Aaj mere paas bangla hain, gadi hai, bank balance hai... tumare paas kya hai.?”

In response to this Shahis Kapoor who plays the younger brother to Amitabh in the film says, “Mere Paas Maa Hai.”

Deewar: “Main aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahin uthata”

Satte pe satta

“daru pine se liver kharab ho jaata hai”

Agneepath: “Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega”

Naam: “Vijay deenanath chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam, deena nath chauhan, maa ka naam, suhasini chauhan”

Shehensha

 

“Rishte Main to Hum Tumhare Baap lagte hain, Naam hai Shehensha”

Don: “Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai”

Coolie: “Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal”

Agneepath: “Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai”

Namak Halal: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a phunny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium

Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.

Namal Halal: Continuation to the above - In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

Agneepath: “Iss duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye na kahna bahot jaruri hai, commissioner”

Sharabi: “Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho....warna na ho”

Kaaliya: “Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai”

Sharabi: “Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain”

Sunny Deol Popular Dialogues

Gadar

Yeh Musalmani Hai... Musalmani Hai Yeh... Lo ab yeh ho gayi Sikhni.. Aur ab kisine is ki taraf aankh bhi utha kar dekha, to wahe guru di sau, gardan ukhar doonga

Sunny Deol Ghayal

Ghayal: “Utaar ke phenk do ye wardi aur pehan lo balwant rai ka patta apne gale mein...Balwant Rai ke Kutton"

Damini: “Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na...toh aadmin ut-tha nahi uthh jaata hai”

Damini

Tareekh Pe Tareekh, Tareekh Pe Tareekh

Gadar: “Kin hindustaaniyon ki baat karte ho tum log....saari duniya jaanti hai humnein batwaare ke waqt aap logon ko 65 crore diye the tab jaake aapke sir pe tirpal aayi thi...sir dhakne ki aukaat nahi aur tum bandookon ki baat karte ho”

 

"Mein sirf ek police officer nahin... Main Indian hoon, Indian !!!" - Indian

 

"Bhoon Dalo Dushmanon Ko, Kaat Dalo Insaanon Ko, Aaj Hum Apne Khoon Se Dhoyeinge Tere Charan, Maa Tujhe Salaam !!!" - Maa Tujhe Salaam

A Round For The House

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.

The very next day, the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

The bartender figures that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt.

He pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself, and hands the drunk the bill.

Again, the drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

The next day, the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink and give me the bill."

In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?" The drunk replies, "Nope! You get too violent when you drink."

In Bar, What You Got

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make 'em doubles."

The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly as they were served.

Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doin' all this drinking.

"You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I only have a dollar."